Title: Finished
Author: l57371 
Pairing: House/Wilson
Wordcount: 5985
Rating: NC17
Warning: Angst. And sex.
Spoilers: None at all. Set sometime in those happy, melancholy days of season three-ish
Disclaimer: Is legally useless.
Summary: Wilson's done denying it. House isn't.
Beta: The lovely, talented and very patient starlingthefool  who should some day give me a lesson in comma usage.

“I’m done.”

Wilson stood at the midway point between the glass door to House’s office and the desk. He had just strode in, without a knock or an invitation, planted his feet and crossed his arms and made his pronouncement, a fierce look of determination on his face. His lips pressed thin as he stared down at the slightly startled House.

( House paused his typing, his eyebrows raised, and blinked. )

Title: The Other Man
Author: l57371 
Pairing: Parrish/Lorne
Wordcount: 6708
Rating: NC17
Warning: None whatsoever
Spoilers: Not a one
Disclaimer: is legally meaningless.
Summary: The Marines all thought he was one of the most likable scientists on the base, one with whom most of them got along, even enjoyed working with.
Beta: fififolle  and sheamackenzie  who are the best betas a lowly fic writer could ask for.  If not for their cheerleading and critical eye, I could never do this.

Title: A-Wandering
Author: l57371 
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Word count: 5942
Rating: NC17
Warning: Rain, cold, sex.  The usual.
Spoilers: None at all.
Summary: “It’s more than raining up here, Lieutenant.  I think I saw Noah building a boat.”
Beta: Much thanks and bouquets of purple flowers to sheamackenzie  and fififolle  for making me fill in the holes and keep the timeline straight.  Good betas are better than candy, and those two are the Willy Wonka of P/L!

“Valdereeee!  Valderaaaaah!” Major Evan Lorne sang to himself under his breath as he trudged along the rocky path hugging the side of the mountain.  He was rewarded with a soft snort of laughter from behind him as Doctor David Parrish caught the tune on the breeze.  He smiled and went back to alternately sweeping his gaze over the terrain and watching where he placed his feet on the path.

Title: Phoning It In
Author: l57371</lj> 
Pairing: House/Wilson
Word count: 4630 give or take
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Phone abuse
Spoilers: House and Wilson shared an abode at one point.  Did you know that?
Summary: House overhears a phone call.
Beta: The indomitable starlingthefool</lj>  who is the fastest beta ever, and whom I love unconditionally.

House popped his front wheel and pulled jerkily up onto the curb outside 221 Baker.  He cut the engine and kicked down the side stand, resting the rapidly cooling Repsol on the stand and turning the wheel to the left.  Quietly, he sat still in the seat, eyes closed, listening to the engine tick and smelling the pungent green scent of the fresh rain.

( Finally, he opened his eyes and caught sight of Wilson through the window into his kitchen. )

Courtesy of Criptictac's friending meme on H/W, I present, ME!

Name: Not telling, but I got by l57371 and bibliophreak, depending on where you are.
Age: 39 (no, really!)
Place you live: Edmonton, AB
Favourite characters: omigod.  Um, House and Wilson, of course, McKay and Sheppard (SGA), Jack and Daniel (SG1), Parrish and Lorne (SGA), Jack and Ianto, Dr. Who 9 and 10.
The ships you prefer most: Probably H/W and McShep.
The ships you prefer least: Chase/Foreman.  I don't know, it just squicks.  No reason, it just does.
Other fandoms you're in: SGA, SG1, Torchwood, and (blush) Mac & PC
What do you do in fandom (if applicable)? (eg., write fanfic, vidding, etc): Write mediocre fanfic.
What do you look for in an LJ friend?: I don't look for anything, really.
List three facts about you: I have 3 cats and a snake, I ride a motorcycle, a big one, I play viola in an orchestra, and viola and mandola in another.
Your favourite Houseism: "Welcome to the end of the thought process." 
Your three favourite episodes of House: Daddy's Boy, 3 Stories, Wilson's Heart
Anything else you'd like people to know: I don't know, I don't think there's anything anyone would want to know about me!

Title: Look My Way
Author: </a></b></a>l57371
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Wordcount: 5138
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Obliviousness and sex. Not together, though.
Spoilers: None
Summary: If you don't look, you can never see.
Beta: Thanks, worship and virtual chocolate cake to both sheamackenzie and also fififolle for weeding out the Canadian spellings and stressing the importance of specificity.  Good betas are better than diamonds!

Title:  Fever Pitch
Author:  l57371
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Wordcount: 6526
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Whumpage, sex, the usual.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Lorne had never yet lost a man in Pegasus and he wasn’t about to start now, not for the damned Pegasus equivalent of the Ellcrys.
Beta:  Thanks, worship and virtual chocolate cake to both sheamackenzie  and fififollefor beating this fic around the head and shoulders until it resembled something coherent.  Good betas are the stuff awesome is made of, and I lucked out with two!

Title: Take Me For a Ride
Author:

l57371
Pairing: H/W
Wordcount: 3083
Rating: NC17
Warning: Precariously balanced sex
Spoilers: None at all.  Unless you didn't know House rides a motorbike
Summary: Get House Laid prompt 067: Wilson is afraid of House's motorcycle.  House teaches him there's no reason for that.
Beta: The fabulous starlingthefool who corrects my Canadianisms and likes me anyway.  Yay!

 

Title:  The Warner Brothers Matchmaking Service
Author: 
l57371

Pairing: House/Wilson
Wordcount:  5721
Rating: NC17
Warning: Drunken French men
Spoilers: House works in a hospital.  There, now I've gone and spoiled it!
Summary: Get House Laid 073 - Wilson has a tattoo. When House finds out, he is turned on. He hopes hearing the story behind it would make the arousal go away, but instead it's worse.
Beta:
starlingthefool


For the Get House Laid fest.

House stomped out of the elevator as soon as the doors opened, fury radiating from his face as he hurtled down the hall.  His cane thudded hollowly on the carpeted floor, his shoulders were hunched and his eyes flashed at anyone who dared look at him.  His entire body screamed anger.  It also whispered hurt, but nobody could see that part as they rushed to avoid the oncoming hurricane House.

Title: ...And IM me in the morning
Author: l57371
Pairing: H/W
Wordcount: 5062
Rating: NC17
Warnings: LJ is dancing on my last nerve and I am thisclose to diving off the deep end.  Just so you know.
Spoilers: Season 4 for characters
Summary: IM is an ineffective means of working out differences.
Beta: The startlingly awesome starlingthefoolwho is indeed not a fool but is instead an unwavering master when it comes to American spelling.

“Evil, evil woman!  You set me up!” House’s voice rang down the corridor as he shouted toward the swiftly retreating backside of Lisa Cuddy.

Title: Positive Reinforcement
Author: l57371
Pairing: H/W
Wordcount: 5589
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Inappropriate use of office supplies.  Oh, and sex.
Spoilers: None at all...  Unless you've never see House.
Summary: Wilson has BAD habits.
Beta: The absolutely incredible starlingthefool.  Who I think actually beta'd this whilst in China!

Title: Two Weeks
Author: l57371
Pairing: House/Wilson, Wilson/Tylenol
Word Count: 2991
Rating:  NC17
Warning: Sex and pain
Spoilers: None
Summary: They say writing about your own trauma helps, so this is my attempt at expunging a nasty experience I'm still having.  Yes, this condition does actually exist, and believe me, it's just as unpleasant as it sounds, maybe more.  Nothing like aversion therapy for something that is basic to survival, eh?
Disclaimer: Still not mine, despite bidding on eBay
Beta: The lightening fast and ever encouraging starlingthefool

 Title:  Just a Little Touch  (In two parts again, sorry)
Author: l57371
Pairing: House/Wilson
Wordcount: 4655
Rating: NC17
Warning: Sex and over-salted fries
Spoilers: Slight for "Words and Deeds"
Summary: Touch should be avoided.  Shouldn't it?
Disclaimer: Not mine, never were, don't sue.
Beta: The over-stressed and in need of a hug starlingthefool

Title: Riding Lessons
Author:

l57371
Pairing: H/W
Word Count:  1,670
Rating: PG for suggestion
Warning:  Illegal use of a parking lot
Spoilers:  None
Summary:  Wilson learns to ride.
Disclaimer:  I own a bike, I own a jacket, I do not own House or House.
Beta:  The infinitely patient starlingthefool

 

Title: One Meal at a Time
Author: l57371
Pairing: H/W
Word Count:  5034
Rating: NC17
Warning:  Food and sex.  Do those need warnings?
Spoilers:  None
Summary:  This is better than House has ever eaten before, and on a semi-regular basis!
Disclaimer:  About the only thing I own in this fic is the food.
Beta:  The beautiful and merciful starlingthefool

House limped briskly into his office early on Monday morning.  Well, early for him.  For the rest of the world it was about time for morning coffee break.  He slipped his backpack off his shoulder and made to throw it onto his desk when he suddenly stopped.  There, sitting squarely in the middle of a pristine white napkin, was a big chocolate brownie.  House blinked.

It was suggested I post it.  It is, of course, on House, MD.  The course is on television and media, and the paper was to be an analysis of a current TV show.  I chose to write on how House both emphasizes and also rebels against societal hegemonic values.

I got a 92 on the paper, so I'm a little proud, heh.

Title: Prompt 219
Author: l57371
Pairing:  House/Wilson, d'uh
Word count: 3526
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Sex!
Spoilers: None
Summary: House takes a nap on the couch, Wilson is working late, it's been a while since they really talked.
Disclaimer: Own nada of House or Wilson.  I do own a couch, though.
Beta: The lovely and talented starlingthefool